instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
this is painfully accurate.
no matter how much you love feferi we all have our moments where we go feferi what the fuck
and in that moment, the entire movie theater burst into tears
i think this was the moment that made most of us despise umbridge more than voldemort
most of us?! don’t you mean ALL of us?? I don’t think even Voldemort liked this bitch!
No one likes Umbridge.
I heard, one time, a dementor kissed her and IT died
Voldemort committed genocide, but Umbridge dared to be female while she abused her power.
The point isn’t that Umbridge was worse than Voldemort; it’s that everyone hates her more. And I think it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything with being the sort of cruel most of us have actually experienced.
I mean, look at Voldemort. He’s basically Wizard Hitler, which is, obviously, an incredibly terrible thing to be. But most people—especially the younger people in Harry Potter’s target audience—have not had their parents murdered by a xenophobic cult leader. Nor have they fought for their lives against giant snakes, been kidnapped for dark rituals, or watched numerous friends die in front of them. Voldemort’s crimes are numerous, but they’re distant and fantastical, like hearing about a serial killer on the news.
But they have had that one teacher who inflicts extra punishments just because they don’t like you. They’ve complained to parents and authorities only to be ignored. They’ve sat through pointless classes and been silenced when they criticize. Umbridge is that teacher we all hated because she made our lives miserable and we were powerless to stop her. And as we grow out of school, there are still people in positions of power who act like her. The manager who denies your schedule requests and penalizes you for invented infractions. That customer who complains to corporate because their scam didn’t work, and the corporate decision to listen to their story. Cops performing illegal searches because they know you don’t have any proof.
Yes, torturing and killing numerous people is worse than terrorizing a handful of schoolchildren, but Voldemort is the bad guy in a fairy tale. Umbridge is personal.
*drops the mic*
Voldemort is the villain we never hope to face.
Umbridge is the villain we face every day.
All of the discussion above is important, but I’d also like to point out: this moment isn’t just about Umbridge, a woman abusing power, but about Trelawney, a woman whom most of the school had mocked or dismissed or despised. Witnessing this, the student body unites and is on her side, finally seeing her as a person, and as a soul in pain.
It’s easy to respect McGonagall or Mrs. Weasley. But this is Sybill Trelawney. She’s not brilliant, or pretty, or awesome, except to a few students who liked what she was teaching. But she’s a person. She has value and dignity, and mistreating her like this is inhuman.
That moment between Umbridge and Trelawney, isolated in the middle of a courtyard with hundreds of eyes watching, was an object lesson in bullying. And one way to combat bullying is to recognize the victim as a person, de-objectifying that individual.
So, I’d like to draw some attention back to the original screencap. It’s not Umbridge’s moment. It’s Sybill’s.
so this happened
"Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate"
#Is an entire species brainwashed to be mindless genocidal murderers#if they don’t know they’ve been subliminally programmed to commit genocide on sight#by subliminal messages left in the recording of the moon landing?#Is a Time War-ending genocide still a genocide#if it’s only against the Daleks?#Oh wait that’s right we stopped asking those sorts of questions a few years ago didn’t we (via gallifreyburning)
The houses of Game of Thrones reimagined as modern brands (x)
i think i choked on tears at ‘Frey celebrations’
it probably is.
i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system